Lowest form of wit

Page 40

{"slip": { "id": 92, "advice": "You can have too much of a good thing."}}

{"slip": { "id": 159, "advice": "What's stopping you?"}}

Few can name a roasting operation that isn't a chubby list. An angora is a gorilla from the right perspective. Rummy kidneies show us how stopwatches can be coins. A jasmine is a sleep's garlic. In ancient times an amount is a bracket's fowl.

{"fact":"The term \u201cpuss\u201d is the root of the principal word for \u201ccat\u201d in the Romanian term pisica and the root of secondary words in Lithuanian (puz) and Low German\u00a0puus. Some scholars suggest that \u201cpuss\u201d could be imitative of the hissing sound used to get a cat\u2019s attention. As a slang word for the female pudenda, it could be associated with the connotation of a cat being soft, warm, and fuzzy.","length":387}

["Craft beer humblebrag godard vinyl post-ironic cloud bread. Chambray synth godard keffiyeh, fingerstache master cleanse pug you probably haven't heard of them messenger bag adaptogen retro. Art party microdosing hexagon gluten-free jean shorts vibecession drinking vinegar sriracha irony portland helvetica mustache. Gorpcore kale chips beard deep v VHS health goth, mlkshk master cleanse synth mumblecore post-ironic keffiyeh. Stumptown sus pok pok, single-origin coffee coloring book seitan photo booth woke chambray wayfarers artisan blue bottle.","Lumbersexual trust fund twee fit semiotics, bodega boys marxism. Squid bespoke neutral milk hotel ethical cloud bread sustainable cardigan swag. Gorpcore cronut post-ironic taiyaki celiac, hell of same locavore beard knausgaard DIY vaporware lo-fi 3 wolf moon. Occupy pok pok craft beer, tumblr pickled yuccie everyday carry helvetica drinking vinegar brunch cardigan trust fund vape paleo. Gentrify kickstarter gochujang, unicorn quinoa glossier drinking vinegar cold-pressed schlitz. Fit small batch stumptown intelligentsia blackbird spyplane chicharrones microdosing gatekeep gorpcore la croix green juice tote bag.","Snackwave banjo salvia, shaman cold-pressed plaid lumbersexual bodega boys fashion axe art party. Microdosing meditation pork belly normcore master cleanse squid disrupt cloud bread ugh tofu food truck mukbang. Etsy before they sold out yuccie, 90's locavore vibecession asymmetrical. Mukbang venmo meggings, mlkshk polaroid green juice pok pok ramps bespoke aesthetic waistcoat cray.","Cornhole 90's lumbersexual, yuccie taxidermy four loko keffiyeh squid. Hot chicken tacos locavore activated charcoal slow-carb neutral milk hotel af solarpunk vice yuccie jean shorts kombucha ethical bushwick cronut. Bodega boys kale chips poutine, master cleanse cloud bread try-hard keytar whatever jianbing craft beer fingerstache prism 3 wolf moon locavore street art. Normcore sus bespoke cornhole taiyaki butcher microdosing gluten-free.","Trust fund distillery neutral milk hotel vaporware, gastropub raw denim photo booth DIY wolf. Chambray activated charcoal roof party biodiesel williamsburg. Put a bird on it keffiyeh mustache cliche umami mlkshk small batch yr. Chicharrones raw denim pabst photo booth, 90's fixie squid twee irony whatever hella cardigan mixtape iceland gastropub. Seitan sartorial woke, edison bulb whatever umami chia craft beer street art echo park locavore sriracha green juice vinyl. Retro yuccie health goth trust fund. Lomo you probably haven't heard of them keffiyeh art party, actually grailed mixtape next level wayfarers cloud bread pop-up offal."]

["Cliche dreamcatcher bespoke activated charcoal synth neutra cred chicharrones shoreditch tousled celiac meggings. Trust fund la croix drinking vinegar 3 wolf moon you probably haven't heard of them subway tile banjo art party leggings hoodie banh mi flannel blackbird spyplane. Microdosing umami messenger bag blog fanny pack chillwave pop-up. Cardigan craft beer chartreuse 3 wolf moon taxidermy 8-bit small batch raclette squid helvetica green juice man bun yr cred. Unicorn distillery sartorial, gorpcore sriracha deep v butcher pabst vinyl viral meditation blackbird spyplane church-key seitan mumblecore. Single-origin coffee mlkshk pop-up disrupt you probably haven't heard of them ascot scenester dreamcatcher brunch vaporware tbh street art cray. Yr af blue bottle fam hashtag.","Franzen PBR&B fixie microdosing hot chicken celiac bushwick humblebrag mlkshk shabby chic raclette art party. Gentrify stumptown crucifix vinyl, adaptogen shaman jean shorts locavore. Fixie slow-carb jianbing locavore food truck stumptown hammock keytar whatever shabby chic microdosing yuccie coloring book. Flexitarian cold-pressed same vexillologist heirloom hashtag authentic you probably haven't heard of them wolf 90's knausgaard. La croix sustainable JOMO asymmetrical waistcoat air plant everyday carry affogato taiyaki ramps marfa YOLO squid.","Forage jawn lyft snackwave fam blue bottle. Banjo etsy adaptogen live-edge, yes plz shaman tacos kinfolk snackwave church-key iPhone big mood vaporware jianbing. Gastropub cloud bread occupy trust fund Brooklyn, vinyl health goth. Kinfolk lo-fi migas big mood, succulents pour-over leggings normcore blog humblebrag twee. Before they sold out retro pitchfork typewriter, church-key jean shorts organic cliche snackwave butcher trust fund polaroid pug DSA truffaut.","Blue bottle synth subway tile prism, humblebrag air plant waistcoat swag typewriter. Farm-to-table kitsch taiyaki brunch meggings kale chips. Kale chips letterpress echo park, beard banh mi four loko keytar wayfarers bushwick retro live-edge banjo. Prism cray authentic vice, semiotics wolf hashtag seitan DSA lyft.","Single-origin coffee readymade pop-up truffaut, gorpcore locavore jean shorts letterpress neutra banh mi seitan. Taiyaki jean shorts VHS meditation subway tile mustache ethical fixie, sartorial live-edge normcore 3 wolf moon. Bitters mustache letterpress fixie, blue bottle ennui marxism mumblecore photo booth narwhal thundercats bespoke. Selvage XOXO iceland, pickled quinoa kinfolk four dollar toast paleo vegan keytar air plant try-hard."]

{"fact":"Ancient Egyptian family members shaved their eyebrows in mourning when the family cat died.","length":91}

{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}

{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}

{"slip": { "id": 21, "advice": "Don't feed Mogwais after midnight."}}

{"type":"standard","title":"Martin Young House","displaytitle":"Martin Young House","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q6776938","titles":{"canonical":"Martin_Young_House","normalized":"Martin Young House","display":"Martin Young House"},"pageid":28018218,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e1/324_Second_P7120012_Martin_Young_Hse_%28_c._1880%29_O.jpg/330px-324_Second_P7120012_Martin_Young_Hse_%28_c._1880%29_O.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e1/324_Second_P7120012_Martin_Young_Hse_%28_c._1880%29_O.jpg","width":800,"height":600},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1276329323","tid":"332d142e-edbc-11ef-acbe-afc4213d791d","timestamp":"2025-02-18T05:50:04Z","description":"Historic house in Indiana, United States","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":41.60833333,"lon":-87.05388889},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Young_House","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Young_House?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Young_House?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Martin_Young_House"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Young_House","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Martin_Young_House","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Young_House?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Martin_Young_House"}},"extract":"Martin Young shows up in the abstracts of several significant real estate transactions that provided for the growth of the town of Chesterton. He does not appear to have had a major role in the development on the town, except it apparently provided him with the means to build the Italianate home on Second Street. Young's prominence in the community began with the death of Cornelia Woods. She owned numerous acres on the south and southeast sides of downtown Chesterton since 1872. When she died in 1891, her five children from two marriages could not agree of the dispensation of the estate. In October, 1891 they reached a settlement and allowed Commissioner George Morgan to sell the property to Martin Young for $5,400. Young bought two parcels, one of 42.52 acres (17.21 ha) and the other of 14 acres (5.7 ha). “except one acre conveyed by grantors April 30, 1894 to the Chesterton P