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{"fact":"When a cat drinks, its tongue - which has tiny barbs on it - scoops the liquid up backwards.","length":92}
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Juana Macías Alba is a Spanish filmmaker.
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{"slip": { "id": 192, "advice": "Don't take it personally."}}
{"fact":"A cat can spend five or more hours a day grooming himself.","length":58}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?","punchline":"So they could Scandinavian.","id":313}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why does Waldo only wear stripes?","punchline":"Because he doesn't want to be spotted.","id":361}